Busy Busy Mama!

I haven't posted in awhile...but its not my fault. Its my kids faults because they have been sick. It started with the stomach flu and moved to colds. Since I last posted Charlotte got some teeth and had a birthday. She's now officially one. She also still doesn't know what "No" means and my glasses are completely bent because of it.

This morning was something else though so prepare yourself for this next paragraph because if you have a weak stomach you probably shouldn't continue...

I was very excited when I woke up this morning because Charlotte had slept through the night...or so I thought. When Charlotte woke up 10 mins. after I got up I started walking to her room and knew it was going to be bad because it smelled like poop before I even made it there. When I put her on the changing table I opened her pajamas and out flew two little poop nuggets at me. Awesome. Upon further inspection I noticed brown fuzzies down her legs and feet (she was wearing brown fleece like pjs). Oh wait, they were not fuzzies. Shit! Furthermore, there were chunks up her back halfway. While trying to figure out what the heck I was going to do my friend knocked on the door to drop off her son who I was scheduled to babysit. What now? I have a poopy baby I am not carrying to my front door... I decided to lift her by her hands--bad mama--and put her on the floor and let her walk to the front door. I let them in and run to the bathroom to start water for a bath. Upon washing/scrubbing I realize the poor girl has diaper rash on her back because the poop is dried on :o( Poor girl.

Turns out my speaker was on low. Needless to say I will be extremely diligent from here on out checking the volume settings before I go to bed to ensure I don't wake up to THAT ever again.
--Mama